AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH AGENT DARWIN 1p1x1i
LIFE AS A SPECIAL AGENT MUST BE PRETTY COOL, DARWINā¦
It sure is! My life is one big adventure because Iām always preparing for top-secret missions and training with the team. Itās a tough job, but somebodyās got to do it.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THE G-FORCE TEAM?
G-Force is a top-secret government task unit. We may be guinea pigs, but weāre not ordinary. Weāre special agents with years of intense training behind us.
HOW DID YOU GET INTO THIS ELITE GROUP OF ANIMALS?
Weāre selected at birth and we have trained all of our lives. Our mission is classified ā but when danger calls, they call us.
ARE YOU SURE YOUāRE NOT REGULAR GUINEA PIGS?
What are you trying to say? Weāre not balls of fur waiting for our next pellet! Weāre special agents. Weāre G-Force, not G- Farce.
SORRYā¦ JUST WANTED TO CHECK.
Civilians seem to have a tough time believing us, but itās the truth.
SO YOU CAN HANDLE YOURSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE?
Sure thing! Iām a commando who just happens to be a guinea pig. Size doesnāt matter when youāre in the G-Force ā especially when you are equipped with all these cool gadgets.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE GADGET?
Iām a big fan of the G900 Series infrared scope goggles. Not only do they have telescopic accuracy, but they are capable of transmitting digital video to any of the G900 receivers.
THAT SOUNDS VERY HIGH-TECHā¦
Weāre talking cutting-edge equipment here! The goggles have face recognition capabilities and a laser focus. Itās an extremely efficient gadget thatās perfect for any undercover mission.
HOW CAN HUMANS HEAR WHAT YOU GUINEA PIGS SAY?
Each member of the G-Force team is equipped with a frequency encoder, which is a breakthrough in modern science that enables us to talk to humans.
WHAT EXACTLY IS A FREQUENCY ENCODER?
Itās a multilingual translator that converts guinea pig squeaks into human words. Each frequency encoder has a censor detector that beeps out swear words, as well as an auto- grammar correction device.
IS IT TRUE YOUāRE THE BRAINS BEHIND G-FORCE?
I like to think Iām the team leader, but weāve also got a human called Ben who helps us on our missions. Heās there to make sure we donāt get into serious danger, but we can handle ourselves. I can lead the team into any situation. Just leave all the tactics to me!
IS IT ALSO TRUE YOUāRE A RELATIVE OF HURLEY?
Hurley seems to think weāre long-lost brothers, but Iām not so sureā¦
HAVENāT YOU GOT THE SAME BIRTHMARK ON YOUR BOTTOMS?
You know what? Hurley kept pointing his butt at me, but I get scared that thing is going to go off. Heās got some serious gas issues! Hey, have you got many more questions for me? Iāve got a busy day ahead of me and Iām needed back at HQ shortly.
IN THAT CASE, WEāLL LEAVE YOU TO GET ON WITH YOUR WORKā¦
Thank you very much. Weāve got āDelta Formationā training shortly and I donāt want to miss it. Stop, drop and roll, peopleā¦ Iāll see you next time. Agent Darwin: over and out.
G-FORCE is Available on Blu-ray & DVD December 15th!
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